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2011中考零分作文

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2011中考零分作文
2011 senior high school entrance examination zero composition
你猜你是谁呢?
Do you think who you are?
你猜你是刘德华?NO!你猜错了!
Do you think you are Andy Lau? NO! You are wrong!
你猜你是任达华?NO!你猜错了!
Do you think you are Simon Yam? NO! You are wrong!
你猜你是黄日华?NO!你猜错了!
Do you think you are Felix Wong? NO! You are wrong!
你猜你是马德华?NO!你还是猜错了!
Do you think you are Ma Dehua? NO! You guess wrong!
你是李华!我知道你很震惊,每年高考都是你给别人写信,第一回收到信吧!当然,我还得弱弱的问一句:你还看的懂中文吗?要不你就再给笔友写封信请求帮助,你不都习惯了么?
You are Li Hua! I know you are very shocked, the annual college entrance examination is to write to you people, the first return to the letter! Of course, I have to ask: do you understand Chinese? Or you'll give pen pals write a letter to ask for help, you are not accustomed to?
每年几百万考生在高考中假如是你,每年高考你都被写几百万封信,你累了么?你疲倦了么?In my opinion,你就是李春波,你就是Michael,你就是最牛逼的!没办法,这世界需要你!
Every year, millions of students in the college entrance examination if it is you, the annual college entrance examination you are writing millions of letters, are you tired? You tired? In my opinion, you are Li Chunbo, you are Michael, you are the best! No way, the world needs you!
但是,你不知道这世界需要的并不是你这个人,而是需要你的可塑性!命题人让你是个高中生,你一留级就是十好几年;让你英语不好,你英语学习就得遇到问题;让你有正面形象,你就成了环保主义者;要想让外国友人来访,偏住你家不行。你有点主见行不?让你咋样你咋样,干-你干啥你干啥,把你当什么了?夜工作者?夜工作者不想接的客人还不接呢!
However, you do not know what the world needs is not you, but need you plasticity! The proposition that you are a high school student, you repeat that is ten years; let your English is not good, you will encounter problems in English learning; let you have a positive self-image, you become environmentalists; to make foreign friends visiting, partial live in your house. You are assertive line does not? Let you what you what, dry what dry what you do, your what? Night workers? Night workers do not want to receive guests are not connected!
我给你写几句悄悄话,咱可不能让改卷老师看着。说好了哈!要哪个改卷老师敢看,我就让这世界就不需要他(她)!我要说,我觉得这个作文题目有很大的破腚,这题目的中心是让我们知道自己的重要和存在价值,那凭什么作文里不让我署真实姓名?我不署名,你知道我是哪个王八蛋么?不让署名,换句话说就是这世界不需要我,那还让我写800字证明这

 
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